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The multi-colored Spathi Eluder, formerly known as the Discriminator, remains bulk of the Spathi fleet even 20 years after the War. Its construction, though seemingly chaotic, is carefully designed to mimic its crew's natural attributes: paranoia, elusiveness, and cowardice.

Speed and Control

The Eluder is one of the fastest ships in the galaxy, both in top speed and acceleration, and has a turning radius an Arilou Lalee'lay would be jealous of. Though agility would be a mighty boon for most brute-force fighter ships, the Eluder is anything but brute... or a force... or even a fighter, for that matter. The fact is the thrusters primary use isn't for speeding into battle, but rather for speeding away from it! From this perspective, the Eluder performs admirably! The helm of the Eluder is quite large and is typically manned by two Spathi at once, but in times of emergency (mainly when he's the only crew member left) the captain usually whips into a adrenaline-filled panicked frenzy and finds the ability to man both halves of the helm nearly simultaneously by himself!



The Eluder's main weaponary consists of a quick-firing, short-range, low-impact plasma pellet. Great for sneak attacks and guerilla tactics or just to finish off a severely-handicapped adversary (which are the only direct attacks a Spathi would consider), the plasma pellet is otherwise limited in its usefulness.


The secondary weaponry epitomizes the essence of true Spathi-ness due to its ability to do the most damage while the Eluder is in full retreat! The Backwards Utility Tracking Torpedo (B.U.T.T.) is a medium-range, low-impact conventional space torpedo with a good automated guidance system and moderate speed and manuevering. Fired from the rear of the craft, B.U.T.T. missiles do most of the dirty work in the dogfights as Eluders make their way away from the fray. Enemy captains foolish enough to think it can run down an Eluder usually end up learning a fatal lesson in space warfare.

Ship Layout and Design

From the outside, the Eluder consists of many bubble-shaped, solid-colored cabins joined together by smaller white corridors. The intention of having so many large seemingly crew-filled projections is in part to obfuscate enemy into targeting the decoy cabins and to direct enemy fire away from the main bridge. However, in practice, enemy weapons seem to incapacitate the same amount of crew no matter where the Eluder is damaged. This is most likely due to the fact that even in the safety of a large starship, the crew is bound to hide in every nook, cranny, and hole the ship has to offer in the case of direct combat. And, unfortunate for the Spathi, there are many of these crannies throughout the ship as it was Spathi engineers who designed it to begin with, making the deceptively non-crew-filled decoy cabins actually full of petrified crew members. To make matters worse, even the crew itself can be confused by the ship layout. In fact, the random cabin configuration has fooled many a green-eared Spathi captain who haven't grown used to the ship's odd design, especially as they're slinking away from the bridge during particularly nasty, or even mildly "scary," dogfights.



A small note should be added that it may be possible that perhaps a few jet-black Eluders exist. The legends of the Black Spathi Squandron, lead by a small band of courageous, brave Spathi rebels, who attempt to lead its brethren to freedom, have been passed down for several generations. However, the credibility of this legend is dubious at best seeing as how even the most courageous Spathi in the known universe are little short of "completely terrified."