Fwiffo

Captain Fwiffo is the only being left in the Sol system to monitor the Earth on behalf of the Ur-Quan, having drawn the metaphorical short straw when the rest of his race's fleet decided to return to their homeworld (in an attempt to protect it from the almost certainly fictional "Ultimate Evil"). He has landed his Eluder on Pluto, this being the furthest point in the Sol system from Earth that can still be said to be in that system.

He is a typical Spathi commander, and thus may be assumed to be frightened out of his mind at all times.