Bosco

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The old Pkunk seer Awkky Birdy claims to have a spiritual guide who goes by the name of Bosco. He was apparently responsible for bestowing a somewhat salacious dream upon the old seer, in which, whilst being rushed by a herd of aroused Pkunk females who all desire to mate with him, he saw a Clear Spindle, a "red orb", and a "blue twisty thing" all spinning around a "pointy gold thing". Just before he passes out in a fit of ecstasy, for some reason he decides to scream out "DRACONIS!".

This dream was infact a vision of the parts needed to repair the Utwig's Ultron, and was of much use to The Captain despite none of the Pkunk taking much notice of the Ultron-related aspects of the dream. Some Pkunk have even expressed a certain amount of envy of Awkky Birdy for this dream, perhaps due to its bawdy nature. Little else is known about Bosco or what other wisdom he bestows on Awkky Birdy.