Talk:The Captain

I think the reference to The Captain losing his virginity is hilarious. There's no evidence in the PC version that he has any orgasms, let alone his first orgasm, but the general tone of this wiki is sober enough and family-friendly enough that a lone non-canon joke about orgasms won't hurt anyone. Let's face it--the last time kids too young to be reading about orgasms were playing this game was when the game first came out, in the early 90s. By now all the Starcon fans are more than old enough to get the joke.

--JGL, Xeerd@aol.com